Okay the God Warrior and Trading Spouses sucked so much it's not worth blogging about, besides the buggers turned it into a two part show. Maybe next week we will have some proper fodder.
Question: How do you know you are watching too much TV?
Answer: When Jason Lewis (Smith Jared Jarrod?) from Sex in the City gets a part in Brothers and Sisters where he plays a gay guy, and you get upset that one more good one is gone, and turn the TV off in a fit of anger.
Question: How do you know it's been far too long since you vacuumed the downstairs?
Answer: You start vacuuming and decide you need a new bag, so you put it in. Two hours later, you need to change the bag again, and you still aren't done vacuuming the downstairs. In the end you give up, put on your Sloggers and dance on the carpet dragging your feet as you do so. This makes the cat hair clump up and pill up into a roll that you can then vacuum. Anyone else think I need a new vacuum cleaner?
Question: How do you know you overdid it with the greasy food on Saturday?
Answer: On Sunday all you can bring yourself to eat is fruit and ice cubes.
Question: If you say you are over being angry about something, how long do you continue to smother the real feelings of anger and ill will that are roiling up inside you like a volcano about to explode?
Answer: When I blow, you will know.
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1 comments:
I know I have waited too long to vacuum when my kid glances down the hall and thinks we got a new puppy.
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